| 1. | Specifications are for the weak and timid!" |
| 2. | This machine is a piece of GAGHK! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code! |
| 3. | You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon. |
| 4. | Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull! |
| 5. | What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake. |
| 6. | Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - They have 'arguments' - And they ALWAYS WIN THEM. |
| 7. | Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak. |
| 8. | I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again. |
| 9. | A TRUE Klingon Programmer does not comment his code! |
| 10. | By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die! |
| 11. | You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand! |
| 12. | Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it, and let them flee like the dogs they are! |
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